Monday, May 21, 2007
And the survey says...
The latest news is that the Irwin crew will be here between July 7th and July 10th. I hope your ready for this, it's going to be fun playing with the Aussies. A lot of you probably saw you practicing my escape tactics this weekend. Just like people practice emergency exits I practice escape tactics so that when the time comes I'll be prepared. There are few secrets to this lake that I know the wranglers aren't aware of.

Supposedly my team found a map of the LA Sewer system but they haven't found a way to post it online yet. I don't really need it since I have the sewer memorized already.

If you need some more background information on alligators in general you should check out the wikipedia site they have information on habitat, behavior, diet and all sorts of other stuff. It's perfect if you're looking to do a report about me or just curious about alligators in general.

Somebody sent this survey to my email and I told them I'd fill it out and post it on the site. Hopefully you get to know a little more about me.
Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?:Yes, but not as loud as the turtles.
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?:Lover.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?:Losing my Freedom
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?:Legos don't work well with my stubby fingers
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?:I'm ready for my own show.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?:Unfortunately I chew on other peoples straws that find their way in the lake.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?:I've been told I was. Check out my profile pic and tell me what you think.
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?:I'm single but I have so many supporters that I never feel alone.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?:My blog team does all the typing, I just tell them what to write.
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?:I might sing an occasional note or two.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?:No, but I almost tried jumping off the observation deck into the lake.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?:I can touch my snout with my tail.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?:The Everglades
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?:It's one of my most common snacks, I actually eat everything raw which I'd advise against for humans.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?:No but I heard there was big bunny in it.
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?:Yes, I care a lot about the environment.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?:Zero, I swallow them whole. Usually only the sticks make it into the lake though.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?:If I'm reading I can.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?:No, but if I'm ever caught maybe they'll take me on one to Florida.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?:I'd probably look good in them but they'd need an extra hole for my tail.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?:I hunt all the time but I strictly hunt with my legs, mouth, and tail. I don't really do it for fun, just to eat.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?:It would be nice.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?:Technically I don't have hands.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?:Gater Haters
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU":When I was taken from my family.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?:Never been.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?:I don't eat eggs, I'm hoping I'll meet a girl and one day we can have some eggs of our own.
ARE BLONDES DUMB?:No Comment.
WHAT TIME IS IT?:2:43 pm
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?:Reg, Monster at Machado.
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?:It's not bad once it marinates in the lake water for awhile.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?:When I got put in the lake.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?:I prefer lakes.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?:Of Course
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?:Not really, I'm more afraid of the light because the haters are always watching me.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?:Nightswimming in the Summertime
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?:Creamy, almost everything I eat is crunchy so it's a good change of pace.
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?:No and I never hope to.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?:Zero, I usually just swish some lake water in my mouth a couple times.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?:Yes. I live an all natural life, except for the pollution in the lake and the air from the refinery across the street.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?:Nope.
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?:Nope but a lot of the animals like to ride on my back at night.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?:I don't know I've never seen them.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:When I heard about Steve Irwin. I was looking forward to the challenge.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?:I love my life. I've learned so much about humans by the way the whole community has rallied around me!
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?:Nobody. The only thing that could make my life better would be a girlfriend.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?:No, I'm better at remembering the past.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?:No but I've seen catchers in the lake and they all failed.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?:I like to slap my tail on the water while the birds sing.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?:If a bulldog can do it I'm sure I can too.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?:I don't consider what I do camping, where I live is like Gator Heaven.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?:Of course, I snort just breathing too.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?:Yes, Haven't you seen my disappearing trick
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?:Don't think so. Gators are much more lovable!!
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?:I can do it but it doesn't look the same.
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?:I don't know I haven't contacted her since I was kid.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?:European Starling
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?:No.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?:No.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?:I don't really watch T.V.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?:No
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?:Clifton Chenier

As always keep showing up at the lake and showing support with all your Gator Gear, supposedly some new designs are coming real soon.

I also want to give some love to Bob Barker, before I was released I used to watch the Price is Right through the sliding glass window. He was a good guy and remember to spay and neuter your pets.

Thanks for the love!!

Reggie the Alligator

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1 Comments:


At 12:16 AM, Anonymous S. Irwin

THROW REGGIE ON THE 110 FWY AT RUSH HOUR! ROAD KILL!