Sunday, July 24, 2005
Recipe For All My Dogs
I'm having trouble sleeping tonight. I wish I had one of these:

Salty Dog
1 1/2 oz. Gin or Vodka
3 oz. Grapefruit Juice

Combine gin or vodka and grapefruit juice in a shaker filled with ice and shake. Salt the rim of a highball glass filled with ice and pour the drink into the highball glass.
posted by Reggie The Gator at 3:58 AM | Permalink | 9 comments
Saturday, July 16, 2005
Give the People a Show
Some of the birds have been telling me that I'm turing into a sort of urban legend, the urban gator. I wan't everyone to know I'm the real deal so I made a brief public appearance today. A small group of people with a few kids were near the edge of lake when I swam up close underwater then floated to the top exposing the breadth of my mouth. The kids all screamed and ran away. I held my breath for a few hours after that because I was expecting large crowds that afternoon and didn't want to blow my cover.

On a side note:
I ate 1 dog last, a pit bull I think. He was viscious, they should be banned.
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Tuesday, July 05, 2005
I always hate the 4th of July, people don't realize but the booming sound of fireworks are amplified underwater. That combined with my primitive sense of hearing makes for a very long night. Being in the wild was a little scarier, and I think they should off more fireworks in Harbor City than in my original home.

The scariest thing about the 4th of July and being in the wild is that it is difficult to determine if they are gunshots or fireworks. I have been getting paranoid lately as the crowds seem to be getting bigger.
posted by Reggie The Gator at 10:35 AM | Permalink | 0 comments